1. blacksusanseyes:

    The Art of Past Life Regression: A Step-by-Step Guide

    Rating: Explicit

    Chapters: 1/1

    Warnings: Underage

    Relationships: Eridan Ampora/Orphaner Dualscar, Cronus Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Orphaner Dualscar, Cronus Ampora/Orphaner Dualscar, Cronus Ampora/Eridan Ampora

    Additional Tags: Humanstuck, Porn With Plot, Father/Son Incest, Parent/Child Incest, Sibling Incest, Daddy Kink, Sexual Fantasy, Xeno, Dysfunctional Family

    “Daddy?”

    Dualscar winced at the full moon’s light filling up the window, bright and cold like a fluorescent lamp illuminating an aquarium. A warm weight perched in his lap. The mattress dipped as a second body crawled across the covers.

    “Dad,” Cronus whispered. “You awake?”

    By degrees his eyes adjusted to the pale light. Dream haze clouded Dualscar’s head. He catalogued the room. There were no doors and no mirrors.

    The boys were at their mother’s house. Nevertheless, Eridan sat on his pelvis, ass planted square on his groin. Cronus hovered beside him. Neither wore their glasses or their pajamas, and instead sat cloaked in glimmering flecks like fish scales, which flashed out of sight as soon as Dualscar noted them, as though they were wary of being discovered. The pale shadows pulling over the front of Cronus’s boxers revealed the outline of his hard cock.

    So hey who likes guilty taboo dream sex and layers of narcissism and creeping horror and echoes of trollishness in their humanstuck? The emotional wreck that is Dualscar here just works so well, his guilt and revulsion at himself for wanting this, and his inability to stop his dreams from giving it to him anyway. And the coda and all its implications — Amporas are just so phenomenally bad at relationships of any kind, no matter what incarnation they’re in. hff.

     
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  3. solluxisms:

    Sharing Is Caring (1327 words) by Aewin

    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: Homestuck
    Rating: Explicit
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Relationships: Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
    Characters: Karkat Vantas, Sollux Captor, Sollux’s Nookworm
    Additional Tags: Xeno, Established Relationship, Nookworms, Sex Parasites, Size Kink, Overstimulation

    Karkat accidentally stumbles across Sollux’s nookworm, and…well, he’s always wanted to try one, so why the fuck not?

    A drabble based on two wonderful pieces of art by Syblatortue!


    You shift in the blue half of Sollux’s recuperacoon, idly scratching your back, and your foot nudges something at the bottom of the tank.

    It’s…vaguely squishy. Ew. There’s no telling what the everloving fuck the asshole tossed down there while manic; probably an old gamegrub or something, which you’re not exactly happy about spending the day with, but you’re too tired from being pailed into infinity to give enough of a fuck to bend over and fish the thing out.

    Nature calls, and you drift into sleep, lulled by the nearby buzzing of bees. They help your insomnia like nothing else, which makes them one of your favorite reasons to sleep at Sollux’s hive. Maybe you should have him burn you an audiogrub or something. You snort, imagining how awkward that request would be, and dismiss it from your mind as you slowly lose consciousness.

    Blackness. Peace.

    …Arousal?

    You blink blearily, sighing as you spread your legs further for Sollux, tipping your head back to give him access to your neck, and—

    The thing at the entrance of your nook is plump and heavy and there is only one thing wriggling, so it is definitely not Sollux. Your hands fly down to your nook in panic and you grip the thing firmly, pulling it from the sopor and squinting in the low light to determine what the actual fuck—

    And it’s a nookworm. A big one too, fuck. You didn’t even know Sollux had a nookworm, but leave it to him to forget to warn his guest about something this important. Where the hell was it every other time you slept over? Where did he even get it? Does Sollux know he has a nookworm, or did it spring forth fully-formed from the protean piles of garbage around his hive?

    It chirrs at you softly, dripping sopor in little plinks into the ‘coon, and a horrible idea coagulates in your thinkpan. Maybe, uh. Maybe he left it here on purpose? You glance over at him, and he’s still leaning softly against the red rim of the ‘coon, oblivious and asleep.

    …whatever. He left it here where its natural instincts were going to drive it up your nook, and you’ve always wanted to try one of these things, so…yeah, you’re gonna do this. You, Karkat Vantas, are about to have your first experience with a high-class sex parasite.

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    mulattafury:

jade and equius for an au
basically an experiment to see how to add muscle to the anatomy structure i got for trolls in this au. it’s still… awkward…. but equius is kinda awkward so

    mulattafury:

    jade and equius for an au

    basically an experiment to see how to add muscle to the anatomy structure i got for trolls in this au. it’s still… awkward…. but equius is kinda awkward so

     
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    syblatortue:

got quite a few ask for more nookworm, but you know, in use~ ;p
so what if it’s customary to keep your nookworm in a little cage at the bottom of your recuperacoon when you don’t need it (so they stay safe and warm and clean). but Sollux doesn’t care about the cage part because he can just sleep on the other side. and then Karkat comes for a sleepover and Sollux completely forgot about the free nookworm on the blue side (or did he???) and Karkat has no idea and he gets woken in the middle of the day by something trying to wiggle in between his legs. and holy shit that’s a big nookworm but he kind of had always wanted to try one? the tricky part is to keep quiet enough not to wake Sollux.

    syblatortue:

    got quite a few ask for more nookworm, but you know, in use~ ;p

    so what if it’s customary to keep your nookworm in a little cage at the bottom of your recuperacoon when you don’t need it (so they stay safe and warm and clean). but Sollux doesn’t care about the cage part because he can just sleep on the other side. and then Karkat comes for a sleepover and Sollux completely forgot about the free nookworm on the blue side (or did he???) and Karkat has no idea and he gets woken in the middle of the day by something trying to wiggle in between his legs. and holy shit that’s a big nookworm but he kind of had always wanted to try one? the tricky part is to keep quiet enough not to wake Sollux.

     
  6. tatterdemalionamberite:

roachpatrol:

ok so i read this thread and got the weirdest boner
#gunnery officer makara#HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD?#CUZ YOU’RE GUNNA

I dunno about the rest of y’all but I’m gonna frame this above my door with the caption ‘proud contributor to roach’s whyboners since 2012’

    tatterdemalionamberite:

    roachpatrol:

    ok so i read this thread and got the weirdest boner

    #gunnery officer makara
    #HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD?
    #CUZ YOU’RE GUNNA

    I dunno about the rest of y’all but I’m gonna frame this above my door with the caption ‘proud contributor to roach’s whyboners since 2012’

     
  7. tatterdemalionamberite:

    maysgreatnewusername:

    Wow. I think helmsman!Gamzee is basically the “YOU CROSSED THE STREEEEAAAAMMMS” of body horror in this fandom. :D

    :D

    I think

    I think it is.

    hmm, so. IDEAS!

    obviously you *could* do a bloodswap or powerswap; but then there’s also the chucklevoodoos thing you mentioned (Makaras being made into living weapons…) Which… both works and doesn’t, in a weird way, in that chucklevoodoos are a mind control power primarily. So if you were going to psychically enslave someone with that trait, you’d want…

    …someone with a stronger version of the same trait, I imagine, to do it? Bring on the dark Makaracest.

    You could alternately go with: horrorterror powers » chucklevoodoos (enabling a Peixes to be in charge, or maybe a very AU Rose); or the technology confers an immunity for the person or people running it -

    Maybe close connections with death confer an immunity to chucklevoodoos - you can’t fear death when you’re beyond it, right? - and a Megido is holding his chains. whoops I like that too much especially with the Handmaid 

    (… just throwing random ideas at the wall here, anyone who wants feel free to join in.)

    …ok but what if he’s not the helm: he’s the guns. why power only one part of your ship with terrifying body horror, amirite? wire up some indigos to amplification tech like you use for your psionics, suddenly you’re wielding weapons of mass psych destruction. (which is really handy, because then you can seize the enemy resources and eat the bodies!)

     
  8. soporsensuality:

this is too much fun idk

so this is still great

    soporsensuality:

    this is too much fun idk

    so this is still great

     
  9. 08:42

    Notes: 36

    Reblogged from paratactician

    Tags: swwoon

    paratactician:

    You forget that I am an artist myself, and know the necessity of asking what to ordinary people would seem the most insulting and presumptuous things. How could I take offense at that which I myself would do, without the slightest hesitation, for the sake of my art? No, it is what I perceive in the tenor of your question that begins to give me offense; for I think (I hope I am wrong) I detect the odor of a moralist. And it seems to me that the moralist is the most useless and contemptible of creatures. He is useless in that he would expend his energies upon making judgments rather than upon gaining knowledge, for the reason that judgment is easy and knowledge is difficult. He is contemptible in that his judgments reflect a vision of himself which in his ignorance and pride he would impose upon the world. I implore you, do not become a moralist; you will destroy your art and your mind. And it would be a heavy burden for even the deepest friendship to bear.

    - Maecenas writes to Livy, 12 BC, in John Williams’ novel Augustus (1972)

     
  10. omgmegami:

    Finally getting around to posting a link to the pinch hit I picked up for Drone Season! Trigger warning on this one for slavefic and the inherent lack of consent involved in that.

    jfc, though, I can’t believe this is the first Homestuck fic I’ve posted in over a year.

    If y’all didn’t read this one already (and slavery is not an automatic nope for you), this link is very important