1. …my list of saviored tags makes me look like an asshole

    i mean it’s about 1/3 “serious issue i don’t have the spoons to engage with on tumblr”

    but the other 2/3 is “fandom shit other people like whose existence makes me resentful and/or aggravated”

     
  2. 20:44 19th Apr 2014

    Notes: 315

    Reblogged from solluxisms

    Tags: did you mean: my life

    pervocracy:

    Some days I feel really torn between “kink has amazing potential to create transcendent psychological, even spiritual, experiences” and “kink turns me way the hell on.”

    I mean, not that these have to be mutually exclusive.

    "I want to create a scene that shakes me out of shallow intellectualization and forces me to draw upon the unbreakable inner strength at my core.  …Also, there should be butt stuff."

     
  3. 18:28

    Notes: 127

    Reblogged from necrophiliaczooplankton

    Tags: xeno fic rec

    necrophiliaczooplankton:

    cyphercat:

    itsa-me-amelie:

    cyphercat:

    Dear Homestuck fandom,

    Please write me a porn where this is how bulges and nooks function. Spines optional, inflation definitely a plus.

    Love,

    cypher

    now imagine daves face when he and terezi first try to do the dirty

    congratulations you just made it better

    that’s something ive always wondered about tbh

    he’d probably have a sexuality crisis

    this is the part where I have to ask if you’ve read Jalules’ Freakyweird Copulatory Schoolfeeding

     
  4. 18:11

    Notes: 127

    Reblogged from itsa-me-amelie

    itsa-me-amelie:

    cyphercat:

    Dear Homestuck fandom,

    Please write me a porn where this is how bulges and nooks function. Spines optional, inflation definitely a plus.

    Love,

    cypher

    now imagine daves face when he and terezi first try to do the dirty

    congratulations you just made it better

     
  5. Dear Homestuck fandom,

    Please write me a porn where this is how bulges and nooks function. Spines optional, inflation definitely a plus.

    Love,

    cypher

     
  6. tatterdemalionamberite:

    elanorpam:

    plot twist: beforus gamzee was a super disciplined scientist dead set on finding out how all the miracles worked

    mercurialmalcontent:

    OR MYTHBUSTER GAMZEE. Explosives nerd turning toward scientific inquiry for shits and giggles, learns good methodology over sweeps of practice and write-ins from people telling him how to re-test the thing.

    'well, a motherfucker wouldn't want to be all up and wrong, now, so I'm gonna get groovy with my ideabros here and fix this experiment. with lots more explosions this time, because that totally pleases the mirthful messiahs and also leaves us swimming in motherfuckin' data points.'

     
  7. cladomasochist:

    Please, please fullview. Even at this size, you’re losing some line fidelity. Oh god, I’m going to have to color this aren’t I. 

    Aradia: Soay Sheep
    Tavros: Wild Water Buffalo
    Equius: Giant Eland
    Nepeta: Tamaraw
    Terezi: Klipspringer
    Kanaya: Pronghorn
    Vriska: Chital 
    Gamzee: Greater Kudu
    Karkat: White Tailed Deer
    Feferi: Gemsbok
    Sollux: Four-horned Antelope
    Eridan: Impala

    came for the adorable pictures, stayed for the fantastic species correspondences

     
  8. Registration is Open!

    flightrising:

    image

    Click here to join!

    I’m still dragons and now you can too! I’m cyphercat over there also - if you use me as your referral I’ll send you some goodies out of my hoard as a welcome present :3

     
  9. so the intro story on Paradox Space made me tear up a little

    i just — the expansion from goofy to cosmic over those few panels, my heart

     
  10. image: Download

    pancakepornography:

i might have a thing for the amporas 

    pancakepornography:

    i might have a thing for the amporas