1. imagineyuorotp:

    imagine your otp meeting each other for the first time, at night, in the woods, while both trying to dispose of their freshly killed corpses

    Your name is Karkat Vantas and this is the worst night of your life. You stumble through the underbrush, unbalanced with the weight on your shoulders. You haven’t made near as good time as you wanted, but the goddamn cerulean you’re carrying feels like he was made of lead bricks. You can’t imagine how dense seadwellers must be.

    You heave the body off your back and onto the forest floor. It sprawls, limbs every which way, and it would almost be funny if it weren’t, you know, a culling offense you’re trying to hide. You should probably cut up the body so the daytime scavengers will scent it more quickly. You get as far as equipping your sickle, then just stand there feeling queasy.

    What the fuck, there’s a light moving through the trees, a halo of red and blue. You freeze. If you run you’ll make noise, and whoever it is—some psionic asshole—will find you for sure. But as you stand there, frozen, trying to come up with a functional escape plan, the psionic is coming closer. You’re going to die.

    The light drifts into your clearing and you can actually see the psionic, this skinny jerkwad of a troll floating along instead of walking. Behind him—

    Floating behind him there’s a body, and he drops it with a startled “Shit!” when you meet his eyes. Suddenly things look a lot better for your continued survival.

    "Highblood?" you ask in what you hope is a sympathetic tone. You toe yours in case he hasn’t noticed it yet.

    He nods. “You know how it is.” His voice is thin and nasal, lispy. Familiar. You’ve heard that voice, over Trollian, when you couldn’t type fast enough and switched to voice chat to argue with this arrogant chutenugget about your ~ath skills.

    "twinArmageddons, holy shit."

    His eyes glow brighter when he’s surprised. “carcinoGeneticist?”

    Serendipity this good doesn’t even happen in the movies. Your squakblister proceeds without checking in with your thinkpan first. “I have never wanted to punch anyone in the snout more than I do right now.”

    "If you can reach me, sure." Even his dentition is detestable, snaggle-fanged and ridiculous. "Free hit."

    Your name is Karkat Vantas and this is the best night of your life.

     
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D—> Get up and fight me, clown

    D—> Get up and fight me, clown

    (Source: homosexualpancakes)

     
  3. rendigo:

pxscomics:

The Soul-Fraying Games page 3 - written by platosbikeseat and drawn by rendigo!

at last, its here
this is my favorite page by a long shot! I had SO much fun designing everyone’s characters. Dave I already covered and Karkat….well, that one’s pretty self explanatory. For Rose I wanted sort of a Final Fantasy, Howl’s Moving castle look with just a little David Bowie as the Goblin King. For Kanaya…well. Kanaya and I have VERY similar tastes in rp characters. Ok, identitcal. On top of that, she’s probably my favorite character, so I just went totally self indulgent. I was going for a very Romantic, old world Persephone sort of look, and the end result is just about the most Rennie thing I’ve ever drawn. Unfortunately it looks like the word balloons got in the way of some of the art, so here it is without it!



CANNOT GET OVER THESE CHARACTERS, STILL
Kanaya’s bishoujo sparkles are legit the best, look at her
(Also that combination of influences for Rose is so in character)

    rendigo:

    pxscomics:

    The Soul-Fraying Games page 3 - written by platosbikeseat and drawn by rendigo!

    at last, its here

    this is my favorite page by a long shot! I had SO much fun designing everyone’s characters. Dave I already covered and Karkat….well, that one’s pretty self explanatory. For Rose I wanted sort of a Final Fantasy, Howl’s Moving castle look with just a little David Bowie as the Goblin King. For Kanaya…well. Kanaya and I have VERY similar tastes in rp characters. Ok, identitcal. On top of that, she’s probably my favorite character, so I just went totally self indulgent. I was going for a very Romantic, old world Persephone sort of look, and the end result is just about the most Rennie thing I’ve ever drawn. Unfortunately it looks like the word balloons got in the way of some of the art, so here it is without it!

    CANNOT GET OVER THESE CHARACTERS, STILL

    Kanaya’s bishoujo sparkles are legit the best, look at her

    (Also that combination of influences for Rose is so in character)

     
  4. pxscomics:

The Soul-Fraying Games page 3 - written by platosbikeseat and drawn by rendigo!

The art for this one is killing me, omg
This page had me laughing so much

    pxscomics:

    The Soul-Fraying Games page 3 - written by platosbikeseat and drawn by rendigo!

    The art for this one is killing me, omg

    This page had me laughing so much

     
  5. Having a day where inability to grok other people’s communication styles is making my brain throw a long series of dismayed error noises
    How do I people
    We just don’t know ._.

     
  6. Some Selected Readings I’ve Come Across Recently:

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  7. jackhammer rentals are expensive :(

     
  8. 20:07 22nd Aug 2014

    Notes: 59

    Reblogged from pukind

    Tags: yes. this is all true

    Anonymous said: Solkat Solkat SolkatSolkatSolkatSolkat Solkat Solkat SolkatSolkat SolkatSolkat Solkat Solkat Solkat SolkatSolkatSolkat Solkat Solkat Solkat Solkat Solkat Solkat S O L K A T

    pukind:

    S O L 

    K A T

     
  9. 18:49

    Notes: 1243

    Reblogged from tatterdemalionamberite

    miketooch said: I have to imagine after all the romcoms Karkat watched he now knows all about human romance and sex but still continues to explain nothing to Dave just to feel superior.

    mercurialmalcontent:

    sstangarang:

    better yet karkat just starts to fuck with daves head all together

    a lil

    trolling if u will

    #there aren’t enough fanworks of karkat trolling the hell out of dave

    the truest tag on tumblr

     
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    tatterdemalionamberite:

aka14kgold:

kararikue:

altersociety:

kateceratops:

People are giving Wilson money to thank him for killing an unarmed black teenager. Please report this to GoFundMe, as it violates their Terms of Service and they get 5% of the tens of thousands of dollars being donated. Click to report.
This is my message, in case you want to copy and paste:
Your Terms of Service prohibit “items that promote… hate, racial intolerance, or the financial exploitation of a crime.” Take a look at the comments that come with the donations on this page and tell me that doesn’t violate your terms. “Support Officer Wilson” is a thin veil for people rewarding Wilson for killing a black kid.

Reporting this fuck out of this racist shit.

Done. It takes like a minute. Fuck this white asshole and his racists supporters. He shouldn’t profit 200k from killing a black child.

For cut-paste: the url is http://www.gofundme.com/supportofficerwilson.
I wrote:

Your Terms of Service prohibit “items that promote… hate, racial intolerance, or the financial exploitation of a crime.” Based on the scores of comments on the “Support Officer Wilson” page, the beneficiary—and by extent, gofundme.com, due to the 5% fee—is being financially rewarded for having shot and killed a Black teenager, an act for which Officer Wilson is currently under review for possible indictment. This clearly violates you terms, as people are paying him for having committed a crime.


Adding to this: Just so they can’t hide behind “well he hasn’t been convicted” etc, etc, I pointed out in my comment that the comments indicate that the donors certainly are donating under this premise, so the fundraiser certainly seems to support hate crimes.

    tatterdemalionamberite:

    aka14kgold:

    kararikue:

    altersociety:

    kateceratops:

    People are giving Wilson money to thank him for killing an unarmed black teenager. Please report this to GoFundMe, as it violates their Terms of Service and they get 5% of the tens of thousands of dollars being donated. Click to report.

    This is my message, in case you want to copy and paste:

    Your Terms of Service prohibit “items that promote… hate, racial intolerance, or the financial exploitation of a crime.” Take a look at the comments that come with the donations on this page and tell me that doesn’t violate your terms. “Support Officer Wilson” is a thin veil for people rewarding Wilson for killing a black kid.

    Reporting this fuck out of this racist shit.

    Done. It takes like a minute. Fuck this white asshole and his racists supporters. He shouldn’t profit 200k from killing a black child.

    For cut-paste: the url is http://www.gofundme.com/supportofficerwilson.

    I wrote:

    Your Terms of Service prohibit “items that promote… hate, racial intolerance, or the financial exploitation of a crime.” Based on the scores of comments on the “Support Officer Wilson” page, the beneficiary—and by extent, gofundme.com, due to the 5% fee—is being financially rewarded for having shot and killed a Black teenager, an act for which Officer Wilson is currently under review for possible indictment. This clearly violates you terms, as people are paying him for having committed a crime.

    Adding to this: Just so they can’t hide behind “well he hasn’t been convicted” etc, etc, I pointed out in my comment that the comments indicate that the donors certainly are donating under this premise, so the fundraiser certainly seems to support hate crimes.