1. 18:11 28th Mar 2014

    Notes: 292674

    Reblogged from solluxisms

    Tags: weiner jokessrs riter things

    codename-lol:

    yoiplait:

    terms for penis you should not use in fics:

    • love stick
    • doinker
    • schlong
    • wankie
    • ding dong
    • 100% all-beef thermometer
    • bologna pony
    • stinky pickle
    • magic wand
    • divine rod
    • love muscle
    • power drill
    • captain winky
    • yogurt slinger
    • DNA rifle 

    are you kidding im going to use all of these

    OP forgot the glistening gem that is “porksicle”

     
  2. planet-pinball:

    Hey, assorted people! Emerald City Comic-Con is …er, tomorrow! And I’ll be running around Saturday like this. ^_^ Feel free to say hi. :o)

    (p.s. also, not dead, just buried under a heap of schoolwork. going to try to do some blogging before the end of spring break, though!)

    beautiful monster <3

     
  3. lesuperspecialawesome:

syblatortue:

KK you could at least remove your shirt too, it’s only fair.

#Sollux Captor#Karkat Vantas#SolKat#they’ve been friends with benefits for a while#the benefits being Sollux getting Karkat off with his psionics#while he gets off on his own to the sight of that#not a lot of touching involved#and that was fun for a while but now Karkat wants to get more physical#turns out Sollux is super nervous about being touched like that#Karkat has to keep reminding him to shut down the light show#I thought too much about this#Homestuck#late night doodling
The original tags reaaaaaaally need to be preserved. @u@
Seriously anxious Sollux in general, but especially sexually is kind of my favorite thing.

wow no this is the cutest?
     
  4. jane-potter:

    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: Homestuck
    Rating: Explicit
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Relationships: Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
    Characters: Sollux Captor, Karkat Vantas
    Additional Tags: Helmsman Sollux Captor, Alternate Universe - No Sgrub Session, Future Fic, Multiple Orgasms, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Quadrant Confusion, Overstimulation, Deepthroating, Fingerfucking, Aftercare
    Summary:

    Your systems have almost been recalibrated to properly interpret the analog data. The pain and arousal get sharper and more overwhelming with every passing second. Oh, god, you know what the problem is.

    You have approximately the most ridiculous case of gold globes in the universe.

    HAVE YOU ALL READ THIS YET

    IF NOT WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

    Holy fuck, that was hot and smart and their relationship is complicated in just the right affectionate-feelings-mess way and I’m in love

     
  5. phoenix-angel-suyari:

    howlingblaster:

    [LOTS OF YELLING]
    STACKER!!!
    I was basically star struck lol
    This is aracknoid3 (https://www.facebook.com/aracknoid3?ref=ts&fref=ts) He does fantastic work (helmet lit up and there was fluid in it aaahh) and it was a pleasure speaking with him :)

    Oh my god. This is glorious.

    *bows down*

    Cosplay badass!

     
  6. hedgehogsofasgard:

Hedgehog burrito.

    hedgehogsofasgard:

    Hedgehog burrito.

     
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    mitsuhachiinthehive:

ymirsgirlfriend:

have some cute morning lesbians

Oh my gosh, super cute!

    mitsuhachiinthehive:

    ymirsgirlfriend:

    have some cute morning lesbians

    Oh my gosh, super cute!

     
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    youdidnotseeme:

Still dicking around with custom brushes in firealpaca. Some makaras with dreads seemed like a good subject. I mean really look at these assholes. 

tiny gamzee you are such a little shit look at you

    youdidnotseeme:

    Still dicking around with custom brushes in firealpaca. Some makaras with dreads seemed like a good subject. I mean really look at these assholes. 

    tiny gamzee you are such a little shit look at you

     
  9. robodatefriend:

    ok but robots who know they’re superior to organic beings in a lot of ways and are really condescending about it

    not necessarily trying to be mean but they don’t really get the concept of phrasing things delicately

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    (Source: robodatefriend-archives)

     
  10. nuclearvampire submitted:

    *whimpers*   I want it so much!!!!   It’s perfect!!!!  I need to go imagine Equius making one that he can wear under his clothes, and it’s all squirming in his nook, and he’s all like AWKWARD SWEAT, but really he’s seriously turned on, and if he didn’t have a bulge sheath blocker in, he’d be ripping his pants with how squirmy he would be, and he eventually lets himself go off and have a final climax, but he pails inside himself and sticks the tentacle back in and makes himself hold the slurry in, and ends up going off again.  And he’s dry-came so many times before he finally let himself go off alone that every squirm is like super sensitive, and he does this so often, it makes him feel all nice and degraded, being reduced to having to wear a robo tentacle dildo under his clothes in public, and having to come inside himself to not leave slurry places. He has a special setting on the robo tentacle where instead of thrashing about, it focuses the tip of it up against the opening of his slurry bladder, and simply moves around the center part, so it keeps him all blocked up and full of his own slurry, and he loves it. He IS the pail.  *face flops*

    I’ll be in my bunk